John Dies at the End

John Dies at the End (John Dies at the End 1) STOP You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands NO, don&39;t put it down It&39;s too late They&39;re watching you My na My best friend is John Those nae yours You s you&39;ll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future But it&39;s too late You touched the book You&39;re in the gae You need to read this book, to the end Even the part with the bratwurst Why? You just have to trustis called Soy Sauce and it gives users ainto another dimension John and I never had the chance to say no You still do I&39;m sorry to have involved you in this, I really am But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind: None of this was my fault